Tee hee. Totally made my day.
Here is where i got this from.
Love is like soy milk and oil sticks? How cute.
Currently listening to:
豆漿油條 by 林俊傑.
(Lyrics and translation from Ting Dong)
喝純白的豆漿 是純白的浪漫
望著你可愛臉龐 和你純真的模樣
我傻傻對你笑 是你憂愁解藥
你說我就像油條 很簡單卻很美好
我知道 你和我 就像是豆漿油條
要一起 吃下去 味道才會是最好
你需要我的傻笑 我需要你的擁抱
愛情就是要這樣 它才不會淡掉
我知道 有時候 也需要吵吵鬧鬧
但始終 也知道 只有你對我最好
豆漿離不開油條 讓我愛你愛到老
愛情就是要這樣 它才幸福美好
我知道 都知道 你知道 你都知道
好不好 別偷笑 笑 讓我知道 (就好)
我喝完熱豆漿 卻念著還想要
你吃完金黃油條 愛情又要再發酵
A Perfect Match by JJ Lin
Drinking pure white soy milk, it’s pure white romance
Looking at your cute face, and your innocent appearance
My laughing foolishly at you is the antidote to your troubles
You say I’m just like dough sticks, very simple but very nice
I know you and I are just like soy milk and dough sticks
You need to eat them together for the flavor to be best
You need my foolish laughter, I need your embrace
Love needs to be like this, to not lose its flavor
I know it sometimes needs to be clamorous*
But all along, I’ve known you’re one who’ll treat me best
Soy milk can’t leave dough sticks, let me love you until we’re old
Love needs to be like this, to be happy and good
I know, know it all, you know, you know it all
Is it good? Don’t secretly laugh, let(ting) me know (is good)
I’ve finished drinking hot soy milk, but I still long for more
You’ve finished eating golden dough sticks, love will ferment again
Another good one is 宮保雞丁 by 陶吉吉 (Kung Pao Chicken by David Tao).
Too tired to post lyrics up now but you can find them here.
Sex and food. Now that’s a winning combo.
Next up: Ratatouille.
Here’s a nice plump one. Let’s crack it open!
And I thought Asians have no junk in the trunk.
Mooching off the generous folks at www.engrish.com once again.
I just had dinner with Mr. Tanenbaum and Ms. Chow. This reminds me to post up this pix that I snapped from Mr. Tanenbaum’s birthday party not so long ago.
I believe the strawberry was from the topping of a cake from Berry and Milk in the Breeze Center. The little green thing to the side is a matcha green tea cookie from Maison Kayser also in the Breeze Center.
I don’t recall the cake and cookie being all that special but
when I put the two together here… Cute. Methinks.
Recently, I feel like I’ve been losing my sense of humor. Or not.
Photos courtesy of www.engrish.com.
Only 10nt at Wellcome supermarket.
Boo boo of the day.
I actually like these raisins.
But marketing shouldn’t be like your girlfriend.
“No” shouldn’t sometimes mean “yes.”
No antioxidants? Great grapes.
Mei used to be an English teacher. That’s right. I am a cunninglinguist. I love food and I love humor especially when it involves puns… but when you put the two together…
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I can’t take credit for these but they are just way too funny to keep to myself. There are more where these came from. Check out www.engrish.com.